i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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