U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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