dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Alive.
So much puke
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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