Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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