I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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