dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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