Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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