I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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