So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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