$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
thus making me awesome and them whores
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can't turn off my feet"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
