What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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