so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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