He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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