I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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