I am puke
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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