I got chris browned last night
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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