Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
that is very illegal...i love you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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