Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it's like iHOP with fire
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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