I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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