Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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