I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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