did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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