So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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