plz talk dirty to me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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