Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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