it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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