Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
FUCK WHALES
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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