My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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