yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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