ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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