if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
only you would photoshop your dick
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No subtext here. People are naked.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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