I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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