you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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