Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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