eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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