Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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