There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
