I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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