we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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