so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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