they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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