He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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