i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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