this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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