Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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