How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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