Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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