I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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