there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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