Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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