did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It was confusing and full of hummus
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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