ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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