so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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