You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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