You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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